H theory

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H theory is when people think being happy will make everyone else shut up and follow them like they're the boss.

'I’m gonna be so happy, everyone will have to listen to me,' said the kid who failed math.

'She smiled so much, the class started copying her homework,' said the teacher who was too tired to yell.

'He was so happy, he turned the entire football team into his fan club,' said the principal who got a coupon for free coffee.

H theory is the dumb idea that if you're happy, everyone else will just roll over and die.

'I’m going to be so happy, I’ll make my dog laugh,' said the kid who tripped into a puddle.

'He was so happy, he made the whole cafeteria cry,' said the lunch lady who got a free sandwich for being the best.

'She was so happy, she turned the whole gym into her personal party,' said the coach who forgot to bring a whistle.

H theory is when you think happiness will make everyone else do what you say, no matter how stupid it is.

'I’m so happy, I’ll make the entire class do my homework for me,' said the kid who fell asleep during the test.

'He was so happy, he convinced the teacher to skip the whole week of math,' said the student who never did homework.

'She was so happy, she made the principal wear a unicorn costume,' said the kid who had a crush on him.