H Stay
You tell a girl you have a house when you actually have a tiny room in your parents’ house and it’s the worst lie ever
Girl: 'You have a house?' Me: 'Duh. It’s 30 minutes away.' Her: 'I’ll be there in 5.' Me: 'You’re at my parents’ house.'
Girl: 'I’m staying over the weekend.' Me: 'Cool.' Her: 'I’m staying in your house.' Me: 'It’s not a house. It’s my parents’ house.'
Girl: 'You live alone?' Me: 'Kinda. My parents are just there sometimes.'