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You tell a girl you have a house when you actually have a tiny room in your parents’ house and it’s the worst lie ever

Girl: 'You have a house?' Me: 'Duh. It’s 30 minutes away.' Her: 'I’ll be there in 5.' Me: 'You’re at my parents’ house.'

Girl: 'I’m staying over the weekend.' Me: 'Cool.' Her: 'I’m staying in your house.' Me: 'It’s not a house. It’s my parents’ house.'

Girl: 'You live alone?' Me: 'Kinda. My parents are just there sometimes.'

You invite a girl to town and get an Air BnB but say it’s your house because you're too cheap to tell her the truth

Girl: 'You have a house?' Me: 'Of course.' Her: 'I’m staying in your house.' Me: 'It’s not my house. It’s my parents’ house.'

Girl: 'Why are we staying in a tiny room?' Me: 'Because I’m cheap and my parents are cheap.'

Girl: 'You’re telling me your parents are my roommate?' Me: 'Yeah. And they’re loud.'

You trick a girl into thinking you have a house when you live with your parents and it’s the worst kind of betrayal

Girl: 'You live alone?' Me: 'Yeah.' Her: 'So I’m staying in your house.' Me: 'It’s my parents’ house.'

Girl: 'I’m staying with you.' Me: 'Cool.' Her: 'I’m in your house.' Me: 'It’s my parents’ house.'

Girl: 'Your house is so big!' Me: 'It’s my parents’ house.' Her: 'You’re not even allowed to live here.'