H Stay
You invite a girl to town and get an Air BnB but say it’s your house because you're too cheap to tell her the truth
Girl: 'You have a house?' Me: 'Of course.' Her: 'I’m staying in your house.' Me: 'It’s not my house. It’s my parents’ house.'
Girl: 'Why are we staying in a tiny room?' Me: 'Because I’m cheap and my parents are cheap.'
Girl: 'You’re telling me your parents are my roommate?' Me: 'Yeah. And they’re loud.'