H Scale
A four-point scale that measures how much a person craves sex, how much they talk about it, and how much they act like a love-sick fool. H1s are like prudes. H4s are like hot messes who can’t keep their pants on.
My brother is an H4. He texts his ex every hour.
My grandma is an H1. She hasn’t seen a man since the 70s.
My friend is an H3. He’s always getting into trouble with girls.