H Scale

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A four-point scale that shows how much a person wants to get laid, how much they think about sex, and how much they can’t stop talking about it. A prude is an H1. An H4 is someone who’s always getting it on, talking about it, and thinking about it nonstop.
My cousin is an H4. He texts me every day about his latest fling.
My mom is an H1. She hasn’t had a crush since the 80s.
My teacher is an H2. She flirts with the boys but never acts on it.
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A four-point scale that measures how much a person craves sex, how much they talk about it, and how much they act like a love-sick fool. H1s are like prudes. H4s are like hot messes who can’t keep their pants on.
My brother is an H4. He texts his ex every hour.
My grandma is an H1. She hasn’t seen a man since the 70s.
My friend is an H3. He’s always getting into trouble with girls.
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