H******** S*** - A half-dead prostitute who only gives you a little bit of fu

A half-dead prostitute who only gives you a little bit of fun, like a free cup of coffee and a wink before she leaves.

'She said she'd do everything but actually have sex. I asked for a full meal and she gave me a snack.'

'He paid for the hotel room, but she only gave him a foot massage.'

'She said she’d be my girlfriend, but she wouldn’t let me put my pants on.'