Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A half-dead prostitute who only gives you a little bit of fun, like a free cup of coffee and a wink before she leaves.

'She said she'd do everything but actually have sex. I asked for a full meal and she gave me a snack.'

'He paid for the hotel room, but she only gave him a foot massage.'

'She said she’d be my girlfriend, but she wouldn’t let me put my pants on.'

2

A perfect person who doesn’t exist, but you wish they did so you can stop being sad about your life.

'She’s like a unicorn, but she’s not real.'

'He’s perfect, but he’s not real. He’s just a dream.'

'I wish my life was perfect, but it’s just a lie.'

3

The annoying questions you ask a guy when he says he has a new girl. Are they hot? Are they single? Did he get her to take off her clothes?

'Is she hot? Is she single? Did you get her to take off her pants?'

'He said she’s hot, but I don’t believe him.'

'She’s single, but I think she’s just pretending.'

4

When people add extra 'h's at the end of words on AIM just to look cool and act like they know what they’re doing.

'He typed 'helloh' and I thought he was a genius.'

'She said 'brunchh' and I thought she was a food god.'

'He said 'lunchh' and I thought he was a chef.'

5

A hairstyle that’s mostly used in romance fan fiction, which is mostly about people who look like they stepped out of a movie and fell in love.

'He had a hairstyle that looked like it was from a movie.'

'She had a hairstyle that made everyone swoon.'

'He had a hairstyle that made her fall in love.'

6

A kid who acts like an idiot, talks back, and is basically the reason your life is a mess. Common in today’s world.

'My brother has DHS and he yells at me every day.'

'My cousin has DHS and he won’t stop talking back.'

'My neighbor has DHS and he won’t stop being a jerk.'

7

Shipping and handling, the reason your package took forever and you’re still confused about what you paid for.

'Why did it take three days to get here? Shipping and handling!'

'I paid for a shirt, but I got a hat. What the hell was shipping and handling?'

'I ordered a burger and got a sandwich. Shipping and handling ruined my life.'