H. pyLori - H. pylori is a bacteria that lives in your stomach and turns

H. pylori is a bacteria that lives in your stomach and turns your poop black and your vomit into coffee grounds.

I didn’t cook my chicken all the way. Now I have H. pylori and I puke like a dog.

I licked my brother’s butt. Now I got H. pylori and I poop like a dead raccoon.

I didn’t wash my veggies. Now I have H. pylori and my stomach is screaming.