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H. pylori is a smelly bacteria that lives in your stomach and could turn you into a human meatball if you don’t kill it with bleach and hot water.

I got H. pylori from my brother’s butt. He shared his sandwich. I got his poop in my mouth.

My dog ate my lunch. I got H. pylori from his butt. Now I puke coffee grounds.

I kissed my gross cousin. Now I have black poop and I smell like a dead rat.

H. pylori is a bacteria that lives in your guts and makes you throw up like you just ate a bunch of dead rats.

I didn’t wash my hands after touching my dog’s butt. Now I got H. pylori and my poop is black.

I ate unwashed veggies and got H. pylori. Now I vomit like I swallowed a whole bunch of blood.

I shared a fork with my gross friend and now I got H. pylori. My stomach is screaming.

H. pylori is like a tiny monster in your gut that makes you throw up and poop like a dead raccoon.

I didn’t wash my hands. I touched my face. Now I got H. pylori and I puke coffee grounds.

I ate feces from my dog. Now I have black poop and I feel like I’m gonna die.

I kissed my gross uncle. Now I got H. pylori and my stomach is on fire.

H. pylori is a bacteria that lives in your stomach and turns your poop black and your vomit into coffee grounds.

I didn’t cook my chicken all the way. Now I have H. pylori and I puke like a dog.

I licked my brother’s butt. Now I got H. pylori and I poop like a dead raccoon.

I didn’t wash my veggies. Now I have H. pylori and my stomach is screaming.

H. pylori is a bacteria that gives you black poop and makes you vomit like you just drank a gallon of blood.

I didn’t wash my hands. I touched my face. Now I have H. pylori and I puke coffee grounds.

I ate my dog’s feces. Now I have black poop and I feel like I’m gonna die.

I kissed my gross cousin. Now I have H. pylori and my stomach is on fire.