H. pyLori - H. pylori is a bacteria that lives in your guts and makes yo

H. pylori is a bacteria that lives in your guts and makes you throw up like you just ate a bunch of dead rats.

I didn’t wash my hands after touching my dog’s butt. Now I got H. pylori and my poop is black.

I ate unwashed veggies and got H. pylori. Now I vomit like I swallowed a whole bunch of blood.

I shared a fork with my gross friend and now I got H. pylori. My stomach is screaming.