H-ing my J
When you think someone is joking, but they’re actually telling the truth and you’re the one who’s being a total idiot
You said 'I'll be there in five minutes.' You showed up five minutes later. What is wrong with you?!
I said I'd do your math homework. I did your math homework. It's not a problem. It's a disaster.
You said you'd bring cookies. You brought a whole bakery. I'm not mad. I'm just confused.