H-ing my J

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When you think someone is messing with you but they are dead serious and you feel like an idiot

Bro, I said I'd pay you back next week. You actually showed up with a bag of cash. What the hell?!

I said 'I'll be there in five minutes' and then I left my house. I'm not even sorry.

You said you'd bring pizza. You brought a whole damn buffet. I'm confused and I'm hungry.

When you think someone is bullshitting you, but they’re actually telling the truth and it hits you like a truck

I said I’d help you move. I showed up with a forklift. What is this, a warehouse?!

You said you'd be here by noon. You showed up at noon. It's not a problem. It's a miracle.

I said I'd clean my room. It looks like a warzone. I think I accidentally cleaned the neighbor's house too.

When you think someone is joking, but they’re actually telling the truth and you’re the one who’s being a total idiot

You said 'I'll be there in five minutes.' You showed up five minutes later. What is wrong with you?!

I said I'd do your math homework. I did your math homework. It's not a problem. It's a disaster.

You said you'd bring cookies. You brought a whole bakery. I'm not mad. I'm just confused.

When you think someone is kidding, but they’re not and you feel like you’ve been punked by a grandma

You said you'd come over. You showed up with a suitcase. What is this, a vacation?!

I said I'd help you with your project. I finished your project. It's not a problem. It's a masterpiece.

You said you'd bring snacks. You brought a truck. I think I've been punked by a grandma.

When you think someone is messing with you, but they’re actually telling the truth and you're the one who's being a total loser

You said you'd be here at 8. You showed up at 8. Why are you so good at this?!

I said I'd do your chores. I did your chores. It's not a problem. It's a miracle.

You said you'd bring snacks. You brought a whole damn restaurant. I'm confused and I'm full.