H-ing my J
When you think someone is messing with you, but they’re actually telling the truth and you're the one who's being a total loser
You said you'd be here at 8. You showed up at 8. Why are you so good at this?!
I said I'd do your chores. I did your chores. It's not a problem. It's a miracle.
You said you'd bring snacks. You brought a whole damn restaurant. I'm confused and I'm full.