H-face - A disease that’s like a revenge from a woman who thinks you’

A disease that’s like a revenge from a woman who thinks you’re beneath her and then she proves it.

My friend got H-face from his girlfriend who dated a guy with a beard and a gym membership.

I got H-face from my cousin’s girlfriend who thinks she’s a supermodel.

My dog got H-face from my dog’s friend who smells like a wet sock.