H-face

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A nasty rash that pops up like a bad attitude after hanging out with a woman who smells like old socks and regret.

My cousin got H-face after kissing my aunt at the family reunion.

I got H-face from my ex who still thinks she's hot.

My dog got H-face after sniffing the wrong trash can.

A curse you get from just being near a woman who thinks she's a goddess and her perfume is just lying to you.

My boss got H-face from my boss’s wife.

I got H-face from my neighbor’s daughter who thinks she’s a influencer.

My cat got H-face after a suspicious eye contact with my sister.

A disease that’s like a revenge from a woman who thinks you’re beneath her and then she proves it.

My friend got H-face from his girlfriend who dated a guy with a beard and a gym membership.

I got H-face from my cousin’s girlfriend who thinks she’s a supermodel.

My dog got H-face from my dog’s friend who smells like a wet sock.