h. e. double hockeysticks
It’s like Hell but with a hockey stick and a lot of swearing. H and E get two Ls from hockey sticks and become Hell.
My brother said I was h. e. double hockeysticks for eating the last cookie.
That movie was h. e. double hockeysticks and I fell asleep.
My cat’s meow was h. e. double hockeysticks.