h. e. double hockeysticks

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It’s like Hell but with more swearing and less sense. Hockey sticks are L-shaped and you add two Ls to H and E and it becomes Hell.
Bro, this exam was h. e. double hockeysticks.
My mom said I was h. e. double hockeysticks for not doing my chores.
That traffic jam was h. e. double hockeysticks.
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It’s the worst kind of Hell. Imagine adding two Ls to H and E because hockey sticks are L-shaped and you get Hell.
My dog’s hair is h. e. double hockeysticks.
This game is h. e. double hockeysticks and I’m not even playing.
My cousin’s screaming was h. e. double hockeysticks.
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It’s the rudest way to say Hell. Hockey sticks look like Ls and you turn H and E into Hell by adding two Ls.
That math test was h. e. double hockeysticks.
My teacher called my dog h. e. double hockeysticks.
This pizza was h. e. double hockeysticks and I’m not even hungry.
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It’s like Hell but with a hockey stick and a lot of swearing. H and E get two Ls from hockey sticks and become Hell.
My brother said I was h. e. double hockeysticks for eating the last cookie.
That movie was h. e. double hockeysticks and I fell asleep.
My cat’s meow was h. e. double hockeysticks.
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It’s the most profane way to say Hell. You take H and E and add two Ls because hockey sticks are L-shaped and you get Hell.
This weekend was h. e. double hockeysticks and I had no fun.
My friend’s homework was h. e. double hockeysticks.
My mom’s yelling was h. e. double hockeysticks.
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It’s Hell with a hockey stick and a lot of swearing. H and E turn into Hell because of two Ls from hockey sticks.
That video game was h. e. double hockeysticks and I lost my mind.
My dog’s barking was h. e. double hockeysticks.
My teacher’s voice was h. e. double hockeysticks.
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