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You're on top of the world at noon, but by midnight you're flat on your back, puking into a trash can like it's your best friend.

I woke up at 10 am, then I remembered I was alive.

I ate three burgers, a pizza, and a whole cake.

I tried to text my mom, but my fingers were too drunk to type.