Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're on top of the world at noon, but by midnight you're flat on your back, puking into a trash can like it's your best friend.

I woke up at 10 am, then I remembered I was alive.

I ate three burgers, a pizza, and a whole cake.

I tried to text my mom, but my fingers were too drunk to type.

2

You're flying high at noon, but by midnight you're crawling home like a defeated dog with a hangover.

I tried to dance, but I just fell over.

I drank so much I forgot my own name.

I texted my dad, and he said, 'Just go to sleep.'

3

You're on top of the world at noon, but by midnight you're on the floor, crying like a baby who just lost their cookie.

I tried to text my ex, but I just cried into my phone.

I ate so much I think I'm going to explode.

I tried to stand up, but I fell down like a sack of potatoes.

4

You're living large at noon, but by midnight you're a mess, sweating like a pig in a sauna and begging for mercy.

I tried to walk home, but I just collapsed on the sidewalk.

I texted my brother, and he said, 'Just stay there.'

I tried to drink, but I just drank the whole bottle.

5

You're on fire at noon, but by midnight you're a smoldering pile of regret and empty bottles.

I tried to text my mom, but I just sent her a photo of my face.

I tried to dance, but I just sat down.

I tried to drink, but I just drank everything.

6

You're the king of the hill at noon, but by midnight you're the king of the floor, crying like a toddler who lost their cookie.

I tried to text my dad, but I just cried into my phone.

I tried to walk, but I just fell over.

I tried to eat, but I just ate everything.