H by 12 Principle - You're living large at noon, but by midnight you're a mess,

You're living large at noon, but by midnight you're a mess, sweating like a pig in a sauna and begging for mercy.

I tried to walk home, but I just collapsed on the sidewalk.

I texted my brother, and he said, 'Just stay there.'

I tried to drink, but I just drank the whole bottle.