h-bod
An H-bod is the worst kind of body, all flabby and droopy, like a sad balloon that’s been left in the sun too long. You get it from eating junk and doing drugs nonstop.
My H-bod is so bad, I could be a human couch.
I got an H-bod from eating a whole bag of chips and doing a line of coke.
My H-bod is so bad, I look like I was hit by a truck and then left in a dumpster.