h-bod

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H-bod is like a junkie's body after years of sniffing smack and eating nothing but pizza crusts and expired hot dogs. It’s saggy, gross, and looks like it’s been through a war.

My cousin’s H-bod is so bad, it makes my dog look fit.

I saw a guy with an H-bod in the subway, and it was like he’d been living in a trash can.

My H-bod is so bad, my grandma thinks I’m a ghost.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

An H-bod is the worst kind of body, all flabby and droopy, like a sad balloon that’s been left in the sun too long. You get it from eating junk and doing drugs nonstop.

My H-bod is so bad, I could be a human couch.

I got an H-bod from eating a whole bag of chips and doing a line of coke.

My H-bod is so bad, I look like I was hit by a truck and then left in a dumpster.

by Slangipedia 3d ago