h-bag
A h-bag is like a regular douchebag, but they also think they’re a wizard. They smell like a wet sock and act like they know everything.
My brother is a h-bag. He tried to tell me that avocado toast is the best thing since sliced bread.
I walked past a h-bag on the bus. He was eating a sandwich and talking to himself.
My mom called my friend a h-bag because he tried to explain how 'vapes are the future.'
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