h-bag

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A h-bag is a hipster who smells like old socks and talks like they just woke up from a coma. They think they're cool, but they're just a walking insult.
My cousin is a h-bag. He wears a beanie in July and talks about vinyl like it's a religion.
I saw a h-bag at the store. He was trying to explain why his beard was 'artisanal.'
My teacher called my friend a h-bag because he wore socks with sandals on Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A h-bag is like a regular douchebag, but they also think they’re a wizard. They smell like a wet sock and act like they know everything.
My brother is a h-bag. He tried to tell me that avocado toast is the best thing since sliced bread.
I walked past a h-bag on the bus. He was eating a sandwich and talking to himself.
My mom called my friend a h-bag because he tried to explain how 'vapes are the future.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A h-bag is a person who thinks they’re fancy but are just a regular person with bad fashion sense and a bad attitude.
My neighbor is a h-bag. He wears a hat inside and talks about 'artisanal coffee.'
I told my friend he was a h-bag because he tried to wear a turtleneck in the middle of summer.
My teacher called me a h-bag because I wore a hat to class on a hot day.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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