H. B. I. C. Carmen
She’s the Puerto Rican dream, but she’s also a drama queen who’ll freak out over nothing and then act like everything’s fine. She’s got a mind like a steel trap and can take on the world if she wants to.
She cried over a broken pencil but still said she’d beat up the teacher.
She got lost in the mall but still called me to tell me about it.
She fell down the stairs but still said she was fine.