H. B. I. C. Carmen

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She’s a Puerto Rican goddess who’s so perfect it hurts, but she’s also a scaredy cat who’ll run from you like a coward, then beg for help even though she didn’t need it. She’s tough and smart and can crush anyone who gets in her way.
I saw her run from a dog but still texted me 10 times about it.
She failed her math test but still said she’d be president one day.
She tripped in the street but still walked like she owned it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s the Puerto Rican dream, but she’s also a drama queen who’ll freak out over nothing and then act like everything’s fine. She’s got a mind like a steel trap and can take on the world if she wants to.
She cried over a broken pencil but still said she’d beat up the teacher.
She got lost in the mall but still called me to tell me about it.
She fell down the stairs but still said she was fine.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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She’s like a Puerto Rican superhero, but she’s also a baby who’ll whine and cry over the smallest things. She’s got the brain of a genius and can do anything if she puts her mind to it.
She cried because her phone was on silent but still said she’d beat up the whole school.
She got a C on a test but still said she’d be the best in the class.
She spilled juice on her shirt but still walked like she was royalty.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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