H as F - It’s when you’re so high, you could go on a rampage and take

It’s when you’re so high, you could go on a rampage and take down a whole football team.

I was H as a Mother Fucker and I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

I told my teacher I was H as a Mother Fucker and I didn’t do my homework.

I was H as a Mother Fucker and I ate an entire pizza in one bite.