H as F

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It means you’re totally stoned, like you just inhaled a cloud of weed so thick it could knock out a cow. People use it as a secret code so they don’t get caught.

Yo, I just hit H as F and my math teacher thinks I’m solving quadratic equations.

At home, I told my mom I was doing homework, but I was really just H as F.

In the lunchroom, I whispered H as F to my friend, and we both laughed like we were gonna die.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s when someone is so hot they might as well be on fire. You look at them and think, ‘I want to jump them in the middle of the mall.’

That girl in my history class is H as F, I almost asked her to prom.

My neighbor’s brother is H as F, I’ve been staring at him for a week.

At the park, I saw a guy and thought, ‘That dude is H as F, I need to talk to him.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s when you get a wild urge to have sex with a girl who has a face like a horse but has a body that could win a beauty pageant.

I saw a girl with a horse face and a body like a model, and I was like, ‘H as F, I need to do this.’

In math class, I thought my crush had a horse face but a body that was fire. H as F hit me like a ton of bricks.

I walked by a girl with a horse face and a body like a goddess, and I was like, ‘H as F, I’m going to chase her.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s a stupid insult you throw at your annoying friend who is tiny and always interrupts you during video games.

My friend is so tiny and loud, I called him C i h u a h a g h g f e and he cried.

My little brother is C i h u a h a g h g f e, and I laugh every time he talks.

My cousin is C i h u a h a g h g f e, and I throw pillows at him every day.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s when you feel like your relationship is so good, it’s like you’re in a dream. You’re so happy, you might float away.

My relationship with my girlfriend is HAARF, I feel like I’m floating.

My best friend and I have HAARF, I never want it to end.

My mom and dad have HAARF, and it’s like they’re both in love again.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s when you’re so high, you could go on a rampage and take down a whole football team.

I was H as a Mother Fucker and I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

I told my teacher I was H as a Mother Fucker and I didn’t do my homework.

I was H as a Mother Fucker and I ate an entire pizza in one bite.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s when you’re so bored you start typing random letters on your keyboard just to waste time.

I was so bored I typed H as F on my keyboard and then laughed like a maniac.

I was in class and started typing H as F and my teacher looked at me like I was crazy.

I was watching TV and typed H as F just because I was so bored.

by Slangipedia 12d ago