H as F
It’s when you get a wild urge to have sex with a girl who has a face like a horse but has a body that could win a beauty pageant.
I saw a girl with a horse face and a body like a model, and I was like, ‘H as F, I need to do this.’
In math class, I thought my crush had a horse face but a body that was fire. H as F hit me like a ton of bricks.
I walked by a girl with a horse face and a body like a goddess, and I was like, ‘H as F, I’m going to chase her.’