H and H - You’re so horny and so clueless you might as well be a lost

You’re so horny and so clueless you might as well be a lost puppy in a meat factory.

I’m so horny and lost I tried to ask my neighbor for directions and ended up flirting with him.

I’m so clueless and horny I tried to seduce a map.

I’m so lost and horny I tried to kiss my GPS. It didn’t work.