H and H - You're so horny and high you'd try to flirt with a fire hydr

You're so horny and high you'd try to flirt with a fire hydrant during a blackout.

I was high and horny and tried to kiss the fire hydrant. It didn’t work.

I got high and tried to flirt with my neighbor’s dog. He ran away.

I was so high and horny I tried to send a message to my ex via smoke signals.