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You're high like a kite and so horny you'd try to seduce a statue.

I smoked three joints and tried to chat up the vending machine. It didn’t work.

I got high and tried to kiss my cat. He hissed and ran away.

I was so high and horny I tried to flirt with my mom’s friend. She looked at me like I was insane.