G.T.W.Y.C.
When you're so lazy you wait until the last minute, but then you speed-walk like you're trying to outrun a angry raccoon.
I waited until the last second, then sprinted like I was being chased by a giant meatball.
You said you'd be there in ten minutes, but I saw you walking like you had a broken leg and a bad attitude.
You took forever to show up, but then you ran like you were late for your own funeral.