G.T.W.Y.C.

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A fancy way of saying you better hurry up or you’ll get left in the dust like a broken skateboard wheel.

I told you to get there while you can, but now you're stuck watching the movie with the guy who still uses a flip phone.

I ran all the way to the skate park because I didn’t want to be the last one there looking like a sad hot dog at a burger party.

You said you’d be there in five minutes, but now you're still wearing your pajamas and eating cereal like it's a lifestyle choice.

When you're so lazy you wait until the last minute, but then you speed-walk like you're trying to outrun a angry raccoon.

I waited until the last second, then sprinted like I was being chased by a giant meatball.

You said you'd be there in ten minutes, but I saw you walking like you had a broken leg and a bad attitude.

You took forever to show up, but then you ran like you were late for your own funeral.

When you’re too proud to admit you’re late, so you show up like you’re the main event and everyone else is just background noise.

I showed up like I was the main course and you were just the side dish.

You walked in like you owned the place and I was just the sad kid in the back.

You showed up with your head held high like you'd been there the whole time.

When you take forever to get there, but then you arrive like you were born on a skateboard and the rest of us are just imitations.

I took forever to get there, but when I showed up, I was like, 'I was born on a skateboard.'

You took the scenic route, but when you arrived, you looked like you'd been there since the beginning of time.

You showed up so late, but you acted like you were the main character in a skate park movie.

When you take so long to get there, you might as well have been on a vacation and forgot to pack your pants.

I was so late, I might as well have been on a vacation and forgot my pants.

You took so long to get there, I started eating the whole bag of chips by myself.

You were so late, I thought you were going to show up as a ghost in the background.

When you're too busy arguing with your phone to get there on time, and then you show up like you're the boss of the whole skate park.

I was arguing with my phone the whole way, and then I showed up like I was the boss of the skate park.

You were so busy texting, you forgot to walk, and then you showed up like you were the main event.

You were late because you were too busy fighting with your phone, and when you showed up, you acted like you owned the place.