G.T.W.Y.C.
When you take forever to get there, but then you arrive like you were born on a skateboard and the rest of us are just imitations.
I took forever to get there, but when I showed up, I was like, 'I was born on a skateboard.'
You took the scenic route, but when you arrived, you looked like you'd been there since the beginning of time.
You showed up so late, but you acted like you were the main character in a skate park movie.