You tried to be cool and said ‘I don’t need no stinkin’ phone’ and then cried when you got no calls. G. T. B. M. C.

You bit your tongue and said ‘I’m fine’ but you’re not. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to be funny and said ‘I’m a god’ and got laughed at. G. T. B. M. C.