G.T.B.M.C

You just tripped into a puddle. G. T. B. M. C.

Your mom called. She said you’re not getting a phone unless you stop being a clumsy idiot. G. T. B. M. C.

You spilled your drink on your boss. G. T. B. M. C.

You texted your crush ‘u look like a hot dog’ and got blocked. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip and fell. G. T. B. M. C.

You forgot your lunch and ate your feelings. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to explain why the sky is blue and used 10 words. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a war zone. G. T. B. M. C.

You said ‘I’m not dumb’ and then fell off a chair. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to be cool and said ‘I don’t need no stinkin’ phone’ and then cried when you got no calls. G. T. B. M. C.

You bit your tongue and said ‘I’m fine’ but you’re not. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to be funny and said ‘I’m a god’ and got laughed at. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to do math and said 2+2=5. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to text your crush and typed ‘u hot’ and got ignored. G. T. B. M. C.

You tried to be a hero and ran into a fire and got burned. G. T. B. M. C.