G.P.S.
Ghetto Phone Service is when your phone acts like it's from the 90s and your data is from the 80s.
My GPS said 'searching for signal' for 2 hours. I'm still searching for my sanity.
I asked for directions. It said 'no service.' I said 'no thanks.'
My GPS told me to go to the mall. I went to the cemetery. It was a spiritual journey.