G.P.S.

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A fancy piece of tech that helps clueless people get lost on purpose, just so they can complain about the directions.

My GPS told me to turn left. I did. Now I'm stuck in a ditch.

The GPS said 'you're almost there' 10 times. I'm still not there.

I followed my GPS to the edge of the ocean. I'm not even close to my aunt's house.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Ghetto Phone Service is when your phone acts like it's from the 90s and your data is from the 80s.

My GPS said 'searching for signal' for 2 hours. I'm still searching for my sanity.

I asked for directions. It said 'no service.' I said 'no thanks.'

My GPS told me to go to the mall. I went to the cemetery. It was a spiritual journey.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

GPS stands for Greater Public Schools Sydney, and if you're lucky, you get the good schools. If you're not, you get the ones where the teachers are also students.

My school is in the GPS. It's the one where the principal is a student.

My brother went to a GPS school. He got a degree in being late.

My school is so bad, the GPS thinks it's a prison.

by Slangipedia 13d ago