G.O.N.A.D.S.
What you call your junk, but also the reason you're so good at gaming.
My G. O. N. A. D. S. are the best. I beat my brother in 2 seconds.
I use my G. O. N. A. D. S. to win every game. They're amazing.
My G. O. N. A. D. S. are loud. They're yelling at my mom.