G.O.N.A.D.S.

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The thing you need to play video games but also the thing you wish you had when you fail at life.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are broken. I can't even beat Mario anymore.

I have zero G. O. N. A. D. S. I'm just a sad blob of regret.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are so weak they can't even beat my cousin at Fortnite.

A fancy way of saying your junk, but also your brain when it's working.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are on fire. I'm winning this game.

I gave my G. O. N. A. D. S. to my brother. Now he's rich and I'm poor.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. just got a promotion. They're happy now.

What your parents call you when you're being annoying and also the thing that lets you beat your friends.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. just yelled at me. I'm gonna lose this match.

I told my G. O. N. A. D. S. to beat up my friend. They did it.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are tired. I'm gonna take a nap and win later.

The reason you're alive, but also the reason you're so bad at life.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are the reason I'm alive. They're also why I failed math.

I blame my G. O. N. A. D. S. for my bad grades.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are lazy. They don't even want to help me.

The thing you need to live, but also the thing that lets you win at games.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are strong. I'm gonna beat my dad at Call of Duty.

I used my G. O. N. A. D. S. to cheat. Now I'm the best.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are broken. I can't even beat my dog at chess.

What you call your junk, but also the reason you're so good at gaming.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are the best. I beat my brother in 2 seconds.

I use my G. O. N. A. D. S. to win every game. They're amazing.

My G. O. N. A. D. S. are loud. They're yelling at my mom.