G.O.N.A.D.S.
The thing you need to play video games but also the thing you wish you had when you fail at life.
My G. O. N. A. D. S. are broken. I can't even beat Mario anymore.
I have zero G. O. N. A. D. S. I'm just a sad blob of regret.
My G. O. N. A. D. S. are so weak they can't even beat my cousin at Fortnite.