G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!)
G. M. A. F. B. is like yelling at a kid who thinks their little problems are the end of the world. You're not dying. You're not even hurt. You're just being a drama queen.
My cat didn't come when I called him. G. M. A. F. B.
I forgot my lunch. G. M. A. F. B.
My phone is out of battery. G. M. A. F. B.