G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!)

Current Trending

2 views · Added 13d ago · 5 definitions

1
G. M. A. F. B. is when some crybaby emo fagot is blabbering about their sad feelings again. You don't need a journal to tell you how bad your day was. Just shut up and take a pill.
My ex broke up with me and I cried for three hours. G. M. A. F. B.
I got a B+ on my math test. G. M. A. F. B.
I spilled my coffee. G. M. A. F. B.
2
G. M. A. F. B. is like yelling at a kid who thinks their little problems are the end of the world. You're not dying. You're not even hurt. You're just being a drama queen.
My cat didn't come when I called him. G. M. A. F. B.
I forgot my lunch. G. M. A. F. B.
My phone is out of battery. G. M. A. F. B.
3
G. M. A. F. B. is when someone is whining about nothing and you just want to punch them. You don't need a thousand words about their feelings. Just shut up and take a nap.
I didn't get the last slice of pizza. G. M. A. F. B.
My dog barked at me. G. M. A. F. B.
I had to walk to school. G. M. A. F. B.
4
G. M. A. F. B. is when you're tired of hearing some loser complain about their life. You're not special. You're not important. Just stop being a burden to everyone.
I had to do my homework. G. M. A. F. B.
I got picked on at lunch. G. M. A. F. B.
I didn't win the game. G. M. A. F. B.
5
G. M. A. F. B. is like screaming at someone who thinks their problems are the worst ever. You didn't lose your job. You didn't get rejected. You just had a bad day. Get over it.
I had to wear my ugly socks. G. M. A. F. B.
I got a paper cut. G. M. A. F. B.
My mom made me do the dishes. G. M. A. F. B.
xs