G.M.A.F.B. (Give me a fuckin' break!)
G. M. A. F. B. is like screaming at someone who thinks their problems are the worst ever. You didn't lose your job. You didn't get rejected. You just had a bad day. Get over it.
I had to wear my ugly socks. G. M. A. F. B.
I got a paper cut. G. M. A. F. B.
My mom made me do the dishes. G. M. A. F. B.