G.L.O.B. - A woman who’s got a face like a map and still thinks she’s g

A woman who’s got a face like a map and still thinks she’s got a shot at being a main character.

My grandma’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears her glasses and tells me I’ve got a ‘future’.

My mom’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears her hair in a bun and says she’s got ‘a life’.

My aunt’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears her favorite perfume and still thinks she’s got a ‘vibes’ with the postman.