G.L.O.B.
A woman who still looks good, but acts like she’s got a lifetime supply of attitude.
My neighbor’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears makeup and yells at the cat like it’s her ex.
My mom’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears her hair in a ponytail and tells me I’ve got ‘potential’.
My aunt’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears her favorite dress and says she’s got ‘a fire’ inside.