G.L.O.B.
A woman so old she’s got more wrinkles than a donut, but still thinks she’s the main character of a drama.
My aunt’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears eyeliner and yells at the TV like it’s her ex.
My mom’s a G. L. O. B. She still does her hair in the morning and says she’s got ‘a life’.
My grandma’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears a blazer and tells me I’ve got a ‘future’.