G.L.O.B.
A grumpy old woman who looks good but still acts like she’s got a stick up her ass.
My neighbor is a G. L. O. B. She yells at the mailman and still wears high heels.
My grandma is a G. L. O. B. She still flirts with the barista but calls me a brat.
My aunt is a G. L. O. B. She’s got a face like a fried egg but still shows up to family dinners in a dress.